| andrew jackson, in the main foyer of his white house, had a big block of cheese |
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[3pm, Aug 23rd] |
You know, dealing with crackpot politicians (which, don't mistake me, is all of them, and even that's being generous) would be so much easier if I could just open a can of whoopass in a game of Texas Hold 'Em instead of actually having to talk to them. Be a lot more fun, too.
Yeah, yeah. I know. In your dreams, Kit Harris, 'cause in this world, politics and gambling don't really mix. Hell, in this world, politics and politics don't mix, but what can you do, huh? That's how it's always been. C'est la damn vie.
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[11am, Mar 14th] |
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Okay, assholes. Do me a favor and be honest with me. Who the fuck took my goddamn water bottle?
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[12pm, Nov 15th] |
Dear Senator Jackass,
I hope you know that if this bill goes through, I will not hesitate to find you and kill you in your sleep.
No love,
The woman who is going to crush you like the insignificant little bug that you are, you complete and utter jackass.
I'm in Washington for the week. Six meetings before lunch. It's only Monday. I hate you all.
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[11pm, Aug 17th] |
Why is it so hard to find a good secretary around here? Wait, no, don't answer that. I know. Because all the great ones are fictional. Donna, Debbie, Mrs. Landingham, Margaret... Hell. I miss Margaret. She was weird, and I still don't understand about the muffins, but she was damn good at her job. Kept Leo on his toes, that's for sure. Unlike this waste of space space case currently assigned to the political department.
Sigh. Real life is so disappointing. Jane, I want my money back.
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